1. EXCITABLE - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
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2. SOCIABLE - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. CROSSEYED - Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. TIMID - Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. INDIFFERENT - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. CLEVER - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7. WORRIED - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. FRIVOLOUS - Streams up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. ABSENT-MINDED - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. CHILDISH - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. SNEAK - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with freehand.
13. DESPERATE - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH - Bangs his wang on side of urinal to dry it.
15. EFFICIENT - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. FAT - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. LITTLE - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. DRUNK - Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTLED - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED - Holds two-inch wang like a baseball bat.
21. RADICAL - Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.