Top Ten Popular Shows at the Vatican

Top Ten Most Popular Shows at the Vatican
(from David Letterman’s top 10 list)

10. "Friends...Of The Lord"
9. "World's Scariest Popemobile Chases"
8. "Kids Say The Darndest Things and as a Result Go To Hell"
7. "Platonic Love Boat"
6. "Live! With Jesus & Kathie Lee"
5. "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch Who Was Burned At The Stake"
4. "Beverly Hills IXOCCX"
3. "Everybody Loves Praying"
2. "Virgin Mary Tyler Moore"
1. "M*A*S*S"

**rejects**

"Cloister of Five"
"Heavily Edited South Park"
"Just Crucify Me!"
"Dear John 3:16"
"Buffy the Atheist Slayer"
"Two Guys, A Girl, The Son of God, and a Pizza Place"
"Pontiff's Creek"
"Everybody Loves Abstinence"
"Just Bless Me!"
"Praywatch"
"Cardinal Richelieu, The Protestant Slayer"
"World's Wildest Exorcisms"
"Dharma & Gregorian Chants"
"I Dream of Jesus"
"My Three Nuns"
"The Infallible Guy"
"Celibate in the City"
"Everybody Elevates Raymond to Sainthood"

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