Hey Bill, let's go eat at the Happy Taco!
A new ranter, let's welcome 'j g'.

Alright, so I was driving down Delmar the other day heading to the U-city loop, and I saw the dumbest resteraunt ever!!! It was called "The Happy Taco". The Happy Taco?!?!?!?! What is that?!?!? Like they really know if the taco is happy, I bet they've never asked. Personally, if I was a taco, and someone was about to eat me, I don't think I'd be too happy. I'd be Scared. Now a much more correct name for the resteraunt would be "The Terrified Taco". don't you think?(Definately) Because how sick is it to call a terrified taco a happy one? I mean, not like a Taco has feelings and emotions or anything, I've never asked one, so I don't know, but the least they could do is ask. It's like going into a seafood restraunt and watching the lobsters swimming around in their little aquarium having no idea of the future that lies before them.....it's sad. I wouldn't call those lobsters happy.

Poor little lobster. *sniff* ;*(

Here she is again folks.
Making her second comic debut.

pauL~ i got jokez!! moohahaha~

Q: wass cheese dat isn't yoorz?
A: nacho cheese.

Q: why did PigLet stare into the toiLet?
A: to Look for Pooh.

Q: wat did *sushi A* sai to *Sushi B*?
A: wassa-B~

(You gotta be Korean to understand the next "joke")
Q: wass *room-9* mean?
A: bang-goo~

LoL... rn'tdey funniee? hehe

... =|

Where has this guy been?
Back from the dead, a dear friend sends in his weary complaints.

What is with everybody keeping each other moving? I mean in those car commercials they're all like "Keep America Rolling!" and on the police cars and meter maids are all like "Keeping LA Moving." Why can't we just stop for a minute, huh? I mean come on, we don't need no stinkin' cops!

?!NBK!~?

Yes. I completely understand.

Oh, what will we do without her?
Remember how I asked you guys to send in stuff for the 'Thanksgiving List'? Well, here's the first e-mail that actually had to do with it. There was nothing to use for the list, so I decided to use it as a rant. Heh heh, I leave this message as is with the sender's identity anonymous. Enjoy.

hEy~ uMm... iM bOrEd nD i wAs cHeCkiN oUt evEribOdiEe's sitE.. nD Like yEa...
i hAve a jOke 4 tHaNxGiviNg dAi..... iTz rEaLLiEe cOrniEe.. bUh iTz stiLL
fUnNiee... mA tEacHeR toLD uS tHiS.... oK....

*wAtz rOuND nD rEd dAt gOs uP nD dOwn??* *cRaMbErRiEe iN eLevAtoR* ... LOL~

nD dAt jOke wAs sUpPoSe 2 bE fUnNiEe sHe sAiD... HEheHE... aNoThEr oNe....

*gUeSs wAt??* *tUrKy bUtT~!!!*

hAhahahHAh.. i jUsS mAde dAt uP..... iM sOrRiEe....
tHiS oNe... mA fOb fRieNd toLd mEh... iTz a fOb jOkE....

Q:*6-2 mO yA??*
A:*4??*
Q:*+LanG hEa~ <33* (Hmm... I don't get it either) (It took me a whole day to get it... but i got it now...)

hHAhHAHHAhAh.. gET iT?? gET iT???? LOL...
oOooo tHiS jOke iT rEaLLiEe fUnNiEe....

*BriTinEy SpeArs=cOmpUtEr..... iTs wHiTe nD pLaStiC....*

nD dA LaSt jOke...

Q: *hOo iS THE sPeciAL pErsOn evEribOdiEe LikEs??*
A: *C*****a~!!!!!!!!!!* (That's supposed to be her...)

dAt wAs a jOke.... hheehHEhe.... bUh iTz a TURE joKe... hHAhHA.. jP jP...
hEHhe.... dAtz fUnNiEe... LoL... sOrRiEe... k.. i tHiNk i rOtE tOo mUch...
hOpe i diD't aNnOy yOo.. nD yEa... dOn pUt dEs jOkez oN yOor siTe ( ... ) .. iM
wOrRiEe dAt sOmepEepZ miGht tRy 2 kiLL yOo.... oKiee?? bBai~

OOo.. tHiS iZ C*****a.. iF yOo dOn rEmEmbEr.... bBai~

I'll give you a hint: She wasted hours by clicking on my bell "jus to see wut happens". ;].

Our first viewer rant!
I write this today, but this rant was sent on the night of Halloween. Spooky... Anyways, not exactly what I was hoping when I posted this up, but since I only have six viewers, here's the first rant from a viewer of The Useless and Funny Page:

["kiwi" writes on October 31, 2001]
kiwi wants boba - kiwi wants to come home - kiwi will have to wait till winter break - kiwi wants mekkjakk candies - kiwi wants hot cheetos - kiwi want to become dictatore of the world - kiwi wants to find a nice new planet - kiwi wants boba

Nice...

You seem to be very demanding ;?

Why can't they make Instant Noodles more instant? I mean, first, you have to wait for the hot water to boil which takes like 5 minutes, and then, you need to wait another 3 minutes for the water to swell up the dried noodles. Maybe I'm just not patient, but when I'm hungry, I don't like to wait too long for food.
Wouldn't it be cool to freeze certain items in its current state? See, that way, the noodles could be already cooked and ready to eat and all you would have to do is unfreeze it from being frozen in time.
When'd I get so lazy? Maybe it's this American influence I've been getting for the past fourteen years. Just maybe.